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Congratulations! 75 GREEN is one year old.

Footage from our New Years / Birthday party this year:

Feeling Down? Dial the Hall and Oates Hotline
The holidays can be tough. The stress of strained finances. Getting felt up at the airport on your way to be ridiculed by your family. Fortunately, there’s someone you can call. Actually two people you can call, Hall and Oates.
Dial “Callin’ Oates” 719-26-OATES (719-266-2837) to be given the option of listening to one of four glorious Hall and Oates songs. The Emergency Hall and Oates Hotline options are as follows:
Press 1 to hear One on One
Press 2 to hear Rich Girl
Press 3 to hear Maneater
Press 4 to hear Private Eyes

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From time to time, emergency maintenance is required on servers to prevent unforeseen downtime. We have identified that the server hosting the 75 Green Street website requires this type of maintenance.

Here is what is happening:

Date: June 15th, 2011
Time: 12:00 AM – 4:00 AM EST

What is changing?

We will be replacing a piece of faulty network hardware responsible for load issues seen on Cluster.08 in the past couple weeks.

How are you affected?

You will experience approximately 1 – 1.5 hours of service interruption while the switch is replaced and the Cluster is brought back online.

While the window for this maintenance is approximately 4 hours, we don’t expect it to take this long.

YO FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Boneyard: Where sauce cups go to die…

Come party and dance in fun or formal wears. Bring music, friends, food, and drink. No Bozos.

Friday, March 11th 9pm-???

75 Green Street

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Wood handled knives do not go in dish washer